My Name Is Pip

My Name Is Pip is the first episode of the first season of South Park: Unleashed. It revolves around Pip Pirrup after the South Park Season 14 episode "201", leading to his search for his real mother, and takes place during the aforementioned episode and after it.

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Synopsis
Pip first recants many scenes from the course of South Park's history involving him, beginning with "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"'s full version through "Professor Chaos" concluding on how he has faded away and attempted to keep to himself. It is at this point Pip spots Mecha-Streisand attacking outside and tries to defend the town in an extended version of Pip's death sequence in "201". Pip, dead, is then on a plane with various celebrities killed off in 2010 including Corey Haim, who reveals to Pip that he is dead. The plane takes off and eventually lands within Hell.

While there, Pip is welcomed by Damien and they have tea in Damien's cavern before Damien reveals he is in debt to Pip for his rare friendship, and offers Pip a wish, and Pip asks to meet his parents. Damien leads Pip to his father, James Pirrup, who expresses surprise to discover Pip was killed Barbra Streisand, who he has had sex with. James, as it turns out, has had sex with many women, and he and Pip express sadness Pip may never know his mother. Damien agrees to go back with them for twenty-four hours to find Pip's mother, just as a mysterious voice reappears from the original "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" duology.

On Earth, the classic boys are fishing and capture a fish that eventually spits out Damien and Pip, who ask for the boys' help in finding Pip's mother in exchange for never seeing Pip again. They take him to the laboratory of Dr. Alphonse Mephisto. Mephisto agrees to a DNA test, and begins work on it while the boys continue to belittle Pip, except Kenny, who is killed by the five-assed monkey as Cartman unleashes it.

The next day the boys are at a hill sending a boy named Casey to wake up Mecha-Streisand, who has been stored in a deep valley since "201" - Casey is killed, and they use a button on her foot to turn her back into Barbra, and then gather all of Pip's potential mothers - Principal Victoria, Mayor McDaniels, Barbra Streisand, Nurse Goodly, Nurse Gollum, Liane Cartman and Carol McCormick. Just as the results come in, the power goes off and Dr. Mephisto is shot again by his brother, who is revealed to be helping someone else. Mysterion shows up to rescue them just as Pip leaves, angry at Cartman insulting him.

The boys are rescued from Mephisto's brother by someone unknown. Damien teleports away before their identity is revealed, comforting Pip - Pip tells him to go away, claiming nobody ever has or ever will care about him, accusing Damien of being involved in making Pip's life suck. Damien explains like Pip, all he ever seeked was acceptance, and reveals there's something he feels Pip should know: he is responsible for Pip's death, it having been an attempt to get Pip away from his abuse. Pip agrees to trust Damien again.

Back in Mephisto's Lab, Kevin and Terrance rescue the boys from Ralph (having gone off to find the fuse box) but Ralph is killed by another force while explaining his motive. Stan examines Ralph's body with Nurses Gollum and and Goodly, who then go to work on resurrecting Mephisto. Cartman demands the mysterious voice reveal himself and his motives. The voice explains he was once good friends with the Mephisto family, revealing himself as "Dr. Arnie Abesacraben, University of California, Class of '86" - the boys question who he is, and he brings in Darth Chef and Primus to sing the song "Mephesto and Kevin" (from the Chef Aid album) and then, his motives revealed, tries to take Kevin Mephisto back. Mysterion stops him and summons Officer Barbrady (Who has been guarding Barbra Streisand since the earlier montage) who arrests Abesacraben. Damien and Pip return finally, and the Nurses reveal Mephisto will recover soon. Terrance tells Kevin Dr. Mephisto's more of a father than Abesacraben anyway and hugs his little brother, as Cartman notes never to go to the Mephisto's again.

Mephisto wakes up in his lab and the boys get him to announce Pip's mother's identity, although he stalls. He eventually reveals it to be Principal Victoria, who admits to it. Barbra Streisand asks to be released, but Mysterion doesn't allow it. Damien prepares to leave with Pip and Stan stops and makes a lengthy apology about making fun of people... to Cartman. Pip and Damien leave and Mysterion goes to patrol. The boys simply run out for ice cream as Dr. Mephisto returns to his experiments, while Barbra Streisand screams she's been forgotten.

Kenny's Death
Kenny is killed by the five-assed monkey which Cartman sets free. In addition, a character named Casey is killed by Mecha-Streisand.

In the original version of the fic, Kenny was revealed to be Mysterion, however this scene was later removed.

Continuity

 * Mysterion returns, and the extended ending for "The Coon" is used.
 * The plane Pip boards after dying is based on the plane that appears during the episode "Dead Celebrities".
 * Jared Fogle and Phil Collins died in "200" in the car bomb scene, and although alive in real life, they still appear on the plane, as does Tom Cruise, who died at the end of "201".
 * The voice is the same one from "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" and "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut"
 * Dr. Mephesto's brother makes an appearance after being mentioned in "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" and "201"
 * Terrance Mephesto is once again present, the first time being seen with his father since "An Elephant Makes Love To A Pig"
 * The song "Montage" from "Asspen" is reused with a few modified lines.
 * Damien notes when he killed Pip, it was part of a deal involved with letting Michael Jackson and Steve Irwin back from the dead, explaining their appearance in "200" and "201" despite being dead in real life and in-series.
 * When Les Claypool appears, he's recognized by Kyle as "that guy who always sings when we get on the bus!"
 * Darth Chef cameos to sing Chef's part in the song "Mephisto and Kevin"

Trivia

 * The opening line is taken from the Charles Dickens novel Great Expectations upon which Pip is based.
 * Damien's shape-shifting ability was inspired by the webcomic "Casey and Andy"
 * The alternative title "Pip's Mum Is Of Questionable Morals" is a spoof of the "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut" duology
 * Casey, a character who briefly appears in the fourth chapter, appears and is killed mysteriously.
 * Barbra Streisand asks the boys if they've confused her with Miley Cyrus.
 * Dr. Mephesto owns the DNA test results for the trial of O. J. Simpson, a reference to the alleged tampering of DNA tests on the case.
 * The photograph of Principal Victoria with Rosie O'Donnel, a fixture of her office for many seasons, is referenced.
 * Ms. Cartman seduces Terrance Mephesto, even though he's nine.
 * Mephesto makes a meta-reference to how things go wrong during praternity tests, a reference to "Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut" and "201"
 * Referencing "An Elephant Makes Love To a Pig" in the speech was nixed in favor of including the unaired pilot scenes.
 * Damien swears "on [his] mother's life", a joking reference to how his mother's identity is unknown to readers/viewers and the fact Satan is homosexual.
 * During the writing of this story, a snippet from "201"'s script was released at SouthParkStudios.com, revealing Mephisto's name to be properly spelled 'Mephesto' - his name is still spelt Mephisto within the story for continuity reasons.

Links

 * "My Name is Pip" on Fanfiction.net
 * "My Name is Pip" on SouthParkStudios.com
 * "My Name is Pip" on Deviantart.com
 * "My Name is Pip" on KyleFanClub.com