The Return of Towelie

The Return of Towelie is the second episode of South Park: Unleashed, written and published on FanFiction.Net by JVM. It is a rewritten version of the 2006 fanfic of the same name.

Synopsis
Towelie's relapsing into his old drug habits, and the kids just want to get rid of him. Our boys try to find a way to manage an inebriated Towelie during school hours.

Plot
The boys are at South Park Elementary opening their lockers when Towelie falls out of Butters' locker, begging for slabs and money. They try to get rid of him but end up bickering amongst each other. The bell rings and they choose to take Towelie to class. Mr. Garrison introduces Towelie as a new student, while Clyde Donovan accuses him of being a towel. Towelie ends up annoying Tweek, causing him and Cartman to end up fighting and both are sent to Mr. Mackey's office. Mr. Mackey is talking to Craig when Towelie and Cartman arrive. Cartman leaves and Mackey sends Towelie home.

Stan, Kyle and Kenny worry about Cartman and Towelie being missing and ask to leave, using Wendy to incur vomiting from Stan and Kenny vomiting himself. They leave and head for Nurse Gollum's office, Kenny insisting he is really sick. She sends them home reluctantly, and they run into Cartman and Towelie arguing as they walk - Towelie insisting Cartman is fat, something Stan's Uncle Jimbo stops to confirm, and Cartman insisting Towelie is a towel (causing Kyle to accidentally summon Jesus) - however, they are interrupted by Towelie's arch-nemesis Blankie, an alcoholic blanket.

Blankie leads Towelie to Butters' house so he may get high, and he finds a bong. The kids try to leave him with Butters - the bong belongs to his father - but fail, although Cartman's bear mace rids them of Blankie. Finally, Kenny says he knows somewhere where there are tons of slabs and brings them into South Park's slums (Cartman sings "In the Ghetto") while Towelie asks if they are in funky town. They arrive at the McCormick household, Kenny's mother letting them in. They enter the McCormick's drug lab, but Towelie refuses to pay, and the family chases him, but the boys escape and reach Cartman's house. Towelie cheeses with Mr. Kitty, and the kids lay out a path of slabs towards the door, shutting Towelie out. Finally, Cartman's mom informs then Kenny's father has called about some money.

Trivia

 * The original opening involved Towelie coming out of Kenny's locker, but Butters was selected instead due to his lack of use.